About Us

We're a bunch of over-critical assholes who have such low self esteem that the only way we can feel good about ourselves is by mocking other people.  We are so fucking pathetic that we have nothing better to do than follow poor people around to make fun of them.   We're a bunch of fucking morons brainwashed by the media to think that everyone should be skinny and athletic clones of TV stars.  We probably wouldn't know what to do with a BBW if one sat on our laps (besides ask her to get off before we lose feeling in our legs).