Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Breaking News! People Call Khloe Kardashian Fat

The Huffington Post, otherwise known as the news site that only exists to have catchy headlines, ran a shocking story in which it was revealed that Khloe Kardashian is aware that people call her fat and is not very upset by it.

"I'm the ugly sister,I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It's horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off."

Of course this could be interpreted as a message to husky girls everywhere that it's great to be comfortable with who you are and you don't have to be rail thin to be beautiful and fuck the naysayers cause They don't mean a thing and this is what style we bring and all sorts of other things amateur psychiatrists say to make chubsters feel better.

The only problem is that Khloe Kardashian isn't fat.


Khloe Kardashian only looks fat when she's standing next to Kim Kardashian, and Kim Kardashian is quite possibly the hottest woman on the planet. If Khloe had a problem with looking fat she wouldn't hang out with her barbie doll sister. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you're going to be compared to the people around you. If I wanted to look badass, I would carry a motorcycle helmet around in a comic book shop, I wouldn't open up the latest Sandman in a biker bar.

Image via Starpulse.com

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