This British guy saw that he had become “massive” thanks to google street view, which happened to drive by and snap a picture of his food baby, and decided that he didn’t want to be fat anymore. What happened next is so bizarre that it has garnered international media attention: This fat man who decided he wanted to lose weight changed his diet and started exercising and, hold on to your hats folks, IT WORKED. He lost 100 lbs with this magical regime of diet and exercise.
It’s my second greatest dream to have someone tell me that being featured on Fatspotting made them realize they were probably going to die before retirement and have a terrible, immobile life in the meantime, so they turned it all around and are now slim and sexy. My greatest dream is of course for Jennifer Anniston to tell me she would take it as a huge personal compliment if the sex was quick, because that’s what it is ladies, it wouldn’t be quick if you weren’t pretty, so if your guy is taking hours to finish maybe you should try makeup or a paper bag or something.
Picture from telegraph.co.uk.
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