Kolossal at KFC

Stopped by KFC Taco Bell the other day to work on my own dingage, and big surprise what did I see there? Some shecows out for a graze.

There are some good dings in this picture, but what's that hiding in the background?

POW. Guess who got a bucket of soda all for herself?

A Blur of Blob

My favorite part of this photo is how his hat bulges out from his head just like his shirt. He's either got an awesome sense of fashion and knows that his look is defined by bulge and ran with it, or he's got a really fat head. I feel like fat folks have one distinct advantage over skinnies and normals when it comes to tattoos, because they have so much more canvas to paint on.

Once he was finally cleared to enter the restaurant, he lumbered at almost human speeds and the shutter speed on my cell phone was unable to capture a clear picture.

Hooters Hogger

The dinger at the center has obviously participated in a few chicken holocausts in his day, but look two tables down from him... Wowza what a whale. I hope they stress tested that stool before that heffer hefted his hocks onto it. I didn't stop to check, but I'll bet $1 that not one bit of that seat was visible from the sides.